~Drain Bamage~'s Page

Tell us about your self.

I was born and raised in Onalaska/LAX. Now I'm just a crusty old, jaded, cynical bastard.

What type of music do you like?

Ambient, Drum&Bass, Electro, House, Techno, Trance

Who is your favorate djs/producers/bands/artists?

DJ Ryan Patrick, Randy Random, Miss K Funk, PvD, Gabriel & Dresden (R.I.P.), TCM, Chemical Bros., Daft Punk, Deep Dish, Klaas, DJ Antoine, Deepsky (R.I.P.), a whole bunch more but it's fuckin 9AM and I haven't slept yet so my brain is mush.......

What do you like to do for fun?

Fishing, Hunting, Guns, Fast Cars, Fast Women, Getting Blunted, Rollin Balls, Laughing At Godless Liberals, Laughing At Crazy Religous Conservatives, Hanging Out On FTN, Stalking Randy Random, Driving Lawn Mowers And Drinking Blue UV, Beach Volleyball, Stealing Music And Movies From The Interwebs, Booze Crusin, Baked Drives, Yelling At My Mom, Yelling At Your Mom, Telling Old Ladies At Wal-Mart I Look Confused Because Of "THE MUSHROOMS!".

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Your website:

http://myspace.com/muckfustangs

Djs / Artists GET BOOKED BY ADDING YOUR BOOKING REQUIREMNETS

Well I'm not a DJ, but Vincent and I decided being man whores was better than a real job so ladies hit me up if your lonely. Mention you found me on FunkTheNation.com for a %10 discount.

Cost:

Floating scale, I get paid by the pound. (Your pounds, not mine.)

Location:

LAX

Will you travel?

Sure

Other Requirements:

If you don't have herpes or some shit that would be swell. kthxbai